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hermionesviolin) wrote2003-03-24 12:26 am
hermionesviolin) wrote2003-03-24 12:26 am
One reason Joan should have a LiveJournal of her own.
Joan's Ever-Growing List of Oscar Nominees, Winners, and Presenters Who Need a Good, Hard Slap:
1) Salma Hayek. Smile once in a while, will you?
2) Julianne Moore. Just because.
3) Michael Moore. I liked your documentary. I just don't like you.
4) Bono. And that slap's a long time coming.
5) Brendan Fraser. You're very cute, Mister. But if you get any more sacchrine, my teeth'll fall out.
6) Adrien Brody AFTER he griped at the orchestra conductor. Only Julia Roberts can get away with this move, and only GRACIOUSLY can one even attempt it.
1) Salma Hayek. Smile once in a while, will you?
2) Julianne Moore. Just because.
3) Michael Moore. I liked your documentary. I just don't like you.
4) Bono. And that slap's a long time coming.
5) Brendan Fraser. You're very cute, Mister. But if you get any more sacchrine, my teeth'll fall out.
6) Adrien Brody AFTER he griped at the orchestra conductor. Only Julia Roberts can get away with this move, and only GRACIOUSLY can one even attempt it.