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hermionesviolinJoan's Ever-Growing List of Oscar Nominees, Winners, and Presenters Who Need a Good, Hard Slap:
1) Salma Hayek. Smile once in a while, will you?
2) Julianne Moore. Just because.
3) Michael Moore. I liked your documentary. I just don't like you.
4) Bono. And that slap's a long time coming.
5) Brendan Fraser. You're very cute, Mister. But if you get any more sacchrine, my teeth'll fall out.
6) Adrien Brody AFTER he griped at the orchestra conductor. Only Julia Roberts can get away with this move, and only GRACIOUSLY can one even attempt it.
1) Salma Hayek. Smile once in a while, will you?
2) Julianne Moore. Just because.
3) Michael Moore. I liked your documentary. I just don't like you.
4) Bono. And that slap's a long time coming.
5) Brendan Fraser. You're very cute, Mister. But if you get any more sacchrine, my teeth'll fall out.
6) Adrien Brody AFTER he griped at the orchestra conductor. Only Julia Roberts can get away with this move, and only GRACIOUSLY can one even attempt it.
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Date: 2003-03-24 06:23 am (UTC)2. She seemed okay to me. But maybe a slap would encourage her to not play 'fragile' women all of the time?
3. YES. (although I haven't seen the movie yet, I like how he makes documentaries a viable art form).
4.What did my boyfriend do now?
5. Saccharine? Must have seen a different broadcast.
6. Yeah, that was kinda tasteless. And I think he was doing just fine up until that point too. And he didn't even thank his grandma, who gave him the inspiration (and dialogue coaching!) for his character.
What about smug-as-fuck Pedro Almodovar, and the punk from Y tu Mama Tambien? Do they go on the list, too?