today, in #NerdsInLove:

[hermionesviolin]

In straight couples, which one of you is the small boulder and which one is the large boulder the size of a small boulder? -blgtylr

[meme reference]

me: We're not a straight couple, but I think I'm the small boulder and you're the large boulder the size of a small boulder?

Thom: Oh, I’d have maybe guessed the opposite?

me: I mean, I went back and forth a bunch, so I'm open to counter-arguments.

Thom: I think you're the large boulder the size of a small boulder because you are small but have a lot of emotional intelligence and stability. 🧗‍♀️

me: (Also, I was today years old when I learned there's a rock climbing emoji. 😮 <- actual surprised face)

Thom: Same.

me: A valid boulder argument. I'd come down on the side of you being the large boulder the size of a small boulder because you're physically bigger than me but spiritually you're the little spoon.

Thom: Hmmm. Also a valid interpretation.

Comments

[meat_and_breath]

I mean, we both agree that I'm physically bigger but the little spoon, so we are ultimately in agreement. 😘