headlines I have seen in the last hour:

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• Sinkhole forms in front of Mar-a-Lago; metaphors pour in [WaPo]
  
• Rihanna and Lupita Nyong'o will costar in a buddy movie directed by Ava DuVernay for Netflix: Issa Rae is in talks to write the script for this literal internet dream [EW]
  
• White supremacist converts to Islam — then kills neo-Nazi pals for disrespecting his new faith: police [RawStory]