The first paragraph terrifies me: I'm always sure that somewhere out there, my fics are being called "Not Good Fics" and I don't know. Now, for yuletide this year, I would have completely deserved it (and some of the feedback I got does seem to be saying that...), but... Stuff of my nightmares.

(If this seems overly snarky, please forgive me and blame the third straight day over 100F.)