And yeah, her dad loves her so hard. (I think this fandom's too vanilla to go the obvious next step there, which is fine since I don't actually want her in something that fucked-up, but still.)

Bwah!

I will admit to totally thinking that look she gave him from the floor was far more sex-kittenish than daughterly. And then going, "Fandom has ruined me forever." Heh.