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[hermionesviolin]

I saw that in an e-mail. No lie. Rock on, Royal Bank of Scotland. I've seen confidentiality notices as well as notations that a message was sent from a Blackberry, but this one is new. Auto-inserted into a message Prof.B. sent to them.


Synchronicity:

I do not think "her pussy felt like a squishy bun fresh from the oven" is a simile I'd ever want applied to myself. *G*
-lunabee34 on The Best Lesbian Erotica of 2006 [May 14th, 2006]

Phrases that should not be used in commercials:
"Naughty bits of cinnamon desire."
It's a gum commercial, too. That's just wrong.
-angevin2 [May 18th, 2006]

Lorraine, wanna posit Giles-in-love-with-a-penguin here? ("Name the weirdest fanfic premise you've ever seen - that worked.")

Eric says he could outdork my friends. Even limiting this to X-Men I think he's wrong. (Also from him: Win a free computer.)

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[hedy.livejournal.com]

heh, I've seen blackberry/sidekick messages, but never that.

[beowabbit]

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Wow, I had no idea the Royal Bank of Scotland was a child-molester on a killing spree! (We all know that’s what being on the Internet means, don’t we?)

[hermionesviolin.livejournal.com]

I think actually their system auto-inserted it into the message my boss sent to them. So really it's that the Royal Bank of Scotland is wary of Harvard Business School.

[beowabbit]

Ah! That makes even more sense, given what a hotbed of bomb-throwing anarchists the Harvard Business School is.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Heeeee.

I've been ill since Friday--with the throwing up and the FEVER THAT WILL NOT GO AWAY!!!! *shakes fist at it* So I haven't been online in days. It was, to quote Wesley Crusher, weird but good. Part of me kept wondering what everybody was doing and saying and the other part of me was just content to roll around on the couch in my own sweat.

I do so love that penguin fic. It makes me hurt myself laughing.

[hermionesviolin.livejournal.com]

Ugh, that sucks. Hope you're feeling better.