I got the Afro-Caribbean woman the other day. Unfortunately, she woke me up, so I spent the first five minutes (that being how long it took me to wake up and realize I was actually having a conversation and not sleeping and should therefore entangle myself and hang up, thankfully before I gave out any actual information) talking to her, though I had no idea what, exactly, she was talking about.

Surreal.

And, also, really annoying. Because? Sleep = good.