while I wait for my mom's surgeon to call me...

From Is Black Swan the Art-House Version of Showgirls?:

Yes, the dancing in Black Swan is better — all of Elizabeth Berkeley's wild, zigzaggy moves in Showgirls can be best described as "watching someone get electrocuted while topless" — but someday, both of these movies are going to make for some terrific "Whip My Hair" mash-ups.

Edit: In my wanderings around the Internet, I also learned that Tabatha of Tabatha's Salon Takeover (which I have seen, thanks to Bravo at the gym) is gay.