tales from the unnamed house

[hermionesviolin]

Sarcasticluther Nadia Bolz-Weber 

There are times I wish I were a better house keeper. I want a neat and organized home #canIhaveaSisterWife? #toobadLutheransaren'tpolygamous

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Housemate: "Sister wives usually have their own living quarters."

Housemate [off my look]: "I'm just sayin..."

me: "You with your facts..."

jazzpastord Debra Avery 

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@Sarcasticluther I need a wife, too. Or perhaps communal living with the right mix of people. #icancookgourmetmeals #dontdodishesthough

50 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Housemate: "I think you're gonna find a lot of people who can cook gourmet meals and don't do dishes."

me: "Whereas I DON'T cook gourmet meals, but I *do* do dishes.  Clearly there's a strong market [for me]."

Housemate: "You'll just have to, I don't know, whore yourself out."

RevFulbright Amelia Fulbright 

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@Sarcasticluther I have wished for a sister wife on many occasions. #baptistsaren'tpolygamouseither :(

52 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

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Housemate bought Halloween candy today.  Bets on how much will be left come Halloween?

I said I'd probably be fairly well able to not eat any -- but that's because I frequently get free desserts at work.

Housemate: "Yes, you have dessert fairies.  If I had dessert fairies at work, I'd probably eat less of this, too."

[Later]

me: "You didn't tell me we got Reese's Peanut Butter Cups."

me: "I am reminding myself I have dessert fairies."

Housemate: "It's true.  And I've added myself to the list, as I too am bringing candy into your life."

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Subject Line refers to the fact that someone asked what the name of our house is so they could check into it on FourSquare.  (I now have a vague desire for our house to have a name.  Am open to suggestions.)

Comments

[jadasc.livejournal.com]

me: "Whereas I DON'T cook gourmet meals, but I *do* do dishes. Clearly there's a strong market [for me]."

That's where I am, too.

[paper-crystals.livejournal.com]

Housemate: "I think you're gonna find a lot of people who can cook gourmet meals and don't do dishes."

me: "Whereas I DON'T cook gourmet meals, but I *do* do dishes. Clearly there's a strong market [for me]."

Housemate: "You'll just have to, I don't know, whore yourself out."


*giggles*

[eustaciavye.livejournal.com]

I thought it was sound practical advice
Given interchanges like this, I think we could be House of Withering Looks.

[hermionesviolin.livejournal.com]

I don't think I give you withering looks that often...

[eustaciavye.livejournal.com]

Only when we're both home.

[cadenzamuse.livejournal.com]

Me too. Maybe we should start a whorehouse? :-P

House of WIthering Looks

[onwingsofeagles.livejournal.com]

I LOVE it !!!!!!!!!!