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hermionesviolin) wrote2011-10-17 09:30 pm
hermionesviolin) wrote2011-10-17 09:30 pm
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tales from the unnamed house
Housemate: "Sister wives usually have their own living quarters."Sarcasticluther Nadia Bolz-WeberÂThere are times I wish I were a better house keeper. I want a neat and organized homeÂ#canIhaveaSisterWife?Â#toobadLutheransaren'tpolygamous
Housemate [off my look]: "I'm just sayin..."
me: "You with your facts..."
Housemate: "I think you're gonna find a lot of people who can cook gourmet meals and don't do dishes."
jazzpastord Debra AveryÂ@Sarcasticluther I need a wife, too. Or perhaps communal living with the right mix of people.Â#icancookgourmetmealsÂ#dontdodishesthough
me: "Whereas I DON'T cook gourmet meals, but I *do* do dishes. Â Clearly there's a strong market [for me]."
Housemate: "You'll just have to, I don't know, whore yourself out."
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RevFulbright Amelia FulbrightÂ@Sarcasticluther I have wished for a sister wife on many occasions.Â#baptistsaren'tpolygamouseither :(
Housemate bought Halloween candy today. Bets on how much will be left come Halloween?
I said I'd probably be fairly well able to not eat any -- but that's because I frequently get free desserts at work.
Housemate: "Yes, you have dessert fairies. If I had dessert fairies at work, I'd probably eat less of this, too."
[Later]
me: "You didn't tell me we got Reese's Peanut Butter Cups."
me: "I am reminding myself I have dessert fairies."
Housemate: "It's true. And I've added myself to the list, as I too am bringing candy into your life."
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Subject Line refers to the fact that someone asked what the name of our house is so they could check into it on FourSquare. (I now have a vague desire for our house to have a name. Am open to suggestions.)
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